Burner #2 ready for take off, indicator just lit up like a Fart near a propane tank 🔥

Let’s see if the market can absorb my 80,000 stinky farts….after eating a bucket of diced onions 🧅

I listened and heard about your 3 burners theory. Then I opened a can of spaghetti-O’s, turned on burner number 2, and farted 6.15 times. Real story

Heidi with an E- I have a solution. Mix buttermilk with almonds and dark chocolate, fart in a bowl, and then giggle like Andy Schitzer

Grant- interesting thoughts. Have you ever considered farting in a basket and having Little Bo Peep deliver to Franklin, TN?

Nick- I was in law school back in 89’. They banned me for farting in the principals office without permission

Justin- have you tried farting while eating 6.15 pieces of lucky charms cereal?

I know that guy, he farts regularly at Cracker Barrel while singing Seal songs