CRACKS IN THE DAM Doug Noland has been writing the Credit Bubble Bulletin since 2000. Nobody tracks systemic financial risk better. This week he updated his famous “little town on the river” fable. Here’s the short version. They built a town beside a flood-prone river. Insurance companies started selling flood policies. Profits were good. That attracted speculators pretending to be insurers. Nobody held reserves. A reinsurance market boomed. Construction exploded. Then it flooded. The market collapsed. But the government built a dam. Then another. Then another. Each crisis. Another bailout. Each new dam allowed the building boom to continue further downstream. The river never won. The town forgot it could. But then an earthquake. Not a big one. But enough to crack one of the upriver dams. The villagers didn’t notice. The river wasn’t rising yet. Only the most plugged-in players knew the dam had started to crack. Sound familiar? Doug’s been writing about the bailout barrage for twenty-five years. The Fed did QE in ‘19 when markets wobbled. The Bank of England nuked QT in ‘22 when UK gilts imploded. The Fed injected $500 billion when SVB collapsed in ‘23. The BOJ talked markets off the ledge during the yen carry trade unwind in August ‘24. And when Liberation Day broke everything in April, the “TACO put” saved the day. Trump Always Chickens Out. He paused tariffs, markets ripped, crisis averted. For every new crisis. A new dam. The problem is that they built those dams on a fault line. The engineering is subpar. And the big one is coming. It’s not if, but when. Share The Iran war is another earthquake. Strangled the Strait of Hormuz. Oil is spiking. Bonds getting goofy. Ten-year UK gilts broke above 5% for the first time since ‘08. Italian yields jumped 19 beeps in a day. Australian yields hit a 15-year high. EM currencies got crushed. Credit default swaps spiked to levels not seen since April. The MOVE index measures bond volatility. It jumped 24 points in a single session. Double the Liberation Day move. That’s the river rising. Meanwhile Donny the Disruptor dropped the idea of winding down the war. Markets exhaled for twelve hours. Then reality returned. Marines are deploying. Israel keeps bombing. But the IRGC still controls the chokepoint. They showed they can throw energy markets into chaos whenever they want. So the “TACO put” has a problem. Because the Orange Man can’t control wars. Every previous bailout involved a policy lever. Rate cuts. QE. Liquidity facilities. Reassuring press conferences. Those tools work when the crisis is financial. They don’t work when the crisis is an oil tanker sitting sideways in the Strait of Hormuz. Noland’s conclusion: central banks will respond slower and smaller than markets demand. The “whatever it takes” era is meeting its match. Here’s what it means for your portfolio. The levered speculating community is on their heels. Carry trades are blowing up. Risk parity strategies are sucking wind. The crowded trades that worked for a decade are unwinding. Gold knows. Bitcoin is figuring it out. Stocks remain resilient. But the dam has cracks. And the villagers still think it’s just another Monday. What if it isn’t?

Similar. Tradfi — found MARA looking at charts and didn’t know what they did. Booth, Foss, Breedlove, AA then power curve.

I wish these slides were still on the app. I used them to orange pill many cats.

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