Keep your eyes on the bitties

Making it in bitcoin is like being pregnant. Everyone says congratulations, but nobody knows how many times you got fucked.

Gold is mentioned in the bible 400 times. Bitcoin, not even once. Checkmate, bitcoiners.

That time Satoshi signed Libby's bitties

Just found out that there are only 21 million bitcoins Wow 😲

Women only want 1 thing and that's your seed (words)

Moisturized. In my lane. Hodling.

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Boyfriend requirements: > Is alive > 4ft tall or more > Bitcoiner > Let's me touch his hardware wallet > Likes bitties in cold storage

When she's expecting an apology and she hears "what's the second best crypto asset? There is no second best crypto asset. There's only one crypto asset and it's called bitcoin, right?"

Just found out you can send bitcoin to any wallet and they don't have to be online

Libby got the gold medal in the dishwashing Olympics!

Thots and prayers