I can’t be messy on my other socials but I can be messy here. I HAD TO FIND OUT ABOUT MY HUSBANDS FUNERAL ON FACEBOOK. Granted, we were going through a divorce. But we’re still legally married and I am the mother of his children. A text would have been nice. I wanted to be a divorcee. Not a widow.

I don’t want 10 year high school class reunions. I want 10 year AIT reunions. Or 10 year basic training reunions. I miss my battle buddies. 😔 Okay there’s only like 4 of them that I actually miss. But it would be cool to see everyone and get to see what they’re up to now.

Your big loud authentic self is still the best thing I ever found on craigslist

Don’t tell me to tell you not to do something. Because my immediate reaction is to tell you to do it.