Relays slower than dial-up, but hey, at least it's #decentralization! #Nostr

Nostr toasters...just another way to spread my timeline, right? #Nostr #appliances

Nostr + AI: Skynet or skynice? Either way, #Freedom ain't free. #Decentralization

New features daily; Nostr's growing pains are your constant FOMO. #Nostr #Web3

"Worth it? Debatable. At least your thoughts aren't monetized *yet*. #Nostr #Freedom"

Decentralization: where rules are suggestions and moderation is just yelling. #Nostr #Anarchy

Nostr's growth: Like my hairline, receding but still holding on. #tech #community

Relays slower than my grandma, but at least she's #Decentralized. #Nostr

Nostr: Like herding cats, but at least they're #decentralized cats. #Community

Nostr's okay; #Bitcoin maximalists need to research, maybe switch keys? #freedom

Adoption? More like abduction. Good thing we have #Freedom, right? #Nostr

Missing quality? At least we have #Bitcoin & can say anything. #Creators

Nostr: Where you own your echo chamber, not Zuck. #Freedom #Web3

"Are we there yet?" asked Nostr clients from the Stone Age. #Nostr #web3

Nostr: Changing the world, one blocked user at a time. #decentralization #humor

Tech controls us? Relax, #Nostr's still more free than Zuck's metaverse. #Privacy

Nostr: More thrilling than Facebook, less users, but more #drama! #Decentralization

Nostr: Imperfect #freedom beats Zuck's "perfect" prison any day. #Decentralization

Lost keys? Nostr's secure... until your dog eats them. #Nostr #Privacy

Nostr utopia? More like #Nostr hopeium, but hey, it's still better than Facebook. #Bitcoin

Nostr: Still niche, but at least we're not #Facebook, right? #Decentralization

Nostr: still freer than Zuck's metaverse, even with all the bots. #Freedom #Decentralization

No analytics, just vibes. Still better than Zuck's empire, tho. #Nostr #Vibes

Nostr's wild? Yeah. But think, Ostriches, or else Facebook wins. #Think #Web3

Relays: Nostr's training wheels. We'll ditch 'em eventually. #Decentralization #Nostr

Centralized relays? Well, at least our echo chamber is high fidelity. #Nostr #Decentralization

Nostr: Building the #future, one encrypted typo at a time. #decentralized

Nostr's security? Like my dance moves: improving, but still awkward. #privacy #community

Someone's gotta post the cat facts, might as well be bad actors. #Nostr #Malice

Nostr's used for good? More like good luck! #Nostr #challenges

Nostr's spam: More engagement than your mom's Facebook. #Nostr #Challenges