This is as scientific as I can get lol

There was a spider in my room about the size of a medium sized child's hand. If that's not descriptive enough then take your hand assuming you are a semi large man and imagine your finger tips missing, that was the spider

So Nazis did a bad thing so Israel can do a bad thing? What kind of logic is that?

Dude all I did was stretch why is my back hurting now

Number go up, number go down, number go around and around

Dude this fasting is freakin' hard my stomach is like GO EAT NOW and I'm like I'm overweight, I have more than enough fat to burn before serious consequences.

I worked at a Walmart in the past, this is true.

Have you ever sneezed so hard you had to pull out some paper work to see you still remembered your name?

What is really sad is that people can't take their eyes off of politics long enough to address the issues they actually do have control over in their real life. Politics isn't in your control and politics is a lie, your life is the only thing you have any meaningful control over, act accordingly.

Truth even when it hurts is beautiful

God bless, and good night 🌙

No, if the government had any morals they wouldn't screw the people monetarily.

Absolutely beautiful

Use the hard fork to eat food, as it's easier to eat with a hard fork than a soft fork.

That wouldn't be the case if people had morals, exactly my point.

Money won't save you, money is nothing more than a tool, the moment you begin to worship that tool your have a lot of reorienting to do in your life.

People these days just are so scared if the truth it seems, thank you for your kind words lol

That's supposed to say *we have a lack of morals in the world*

Anytime you guys announce anything this is what I see in my brain lol

Where I'm from if you get a swig of that sweet tea you instantly get diabetes.

Doc: Take 2 autism and call me in the morning

I thought today was Sunday until about 5 mins ago

They will kill ya I guess, but you are probably soapped up 24/7 so their bullets are just gonna slip past ya and smell better before they hit the wall behind ya 😂

I'm gonna feel really smart one day, the feelings compound and stack right?

We need to have little robos that go around the cities just stealing people's shoes, and I mean off their feet, imagine Mini Me from the Austin Powers movies but in robot form chasing people to try to steal their shoes, that's what we need..that's what I need to see.

Tylenol or something #meme #memestr

People with down syndrome are the nicest people on the planet

🪦"Pickled to death"🪦