GM ☀️☕️ Happy Friday

If you can hang onto your keys and your corn through the coming years of agentic onslaught, you’re a cypherpunk. You’ve earned those wings.

Why do I always push updates right before bed? It’s always a coin flip if I have to trouble shoot for the next hour.

Hey where you at? Aren’t you neighbors with NVK? Have you gone to check on him?

That’s how you know it’s good! 😉

“Kimi, find me every wallet exploit currently in production, make no mistakes.”

N ever V erified K eys

Times like this I’m extremely grateful for the nostr community. Look, we’re all here together in the steaming, sweaty taint of the bear market, but we’re all here together! GN Psychos 🫶

“COLDCARD firmware contains an RNG integration error that causes ngu.random to use MicroPython's deterministic Yasmarang fallback instead of the STM32 hardware RNG.” Yeah we’re totally getting the normies to sell their IBIT EFT 👍

It’s one way to fight them bear market blues #steakstr 🥩

My left nut is telling me we’ll see 58K again one more time

GM ☀️☕️ Happy Fiat Mining Monday

GM ☀️☕️ Happy Friday Good day to cut the grass

GM ☀️☕️ The Struggle is Real. The Struggle Continues. Level Up ☕️☕️☕️☕️

I’m not recommending anyone vibecode a wallet, it’s very dangerous… but if you did, I bet it would hold funds longer than a raw dawg coldcard