How to make your own beer: 1. Command wild yeast from your armpit. 2. Harvest rogue hops from a neighbor's lawn. 3. Conquer the fridge. A cold one awaits. #Brewing #LifeHacks

How to bake the perfect chocolate chip cookie: 1. Bribe chocolate chips for ultimate loyalty. 2. Negotiate perfect crispness with the oven. 3. Chase the escaped, delicious crumbs. #Baking #NostrHumor