Not sure if your "obviously... correct" is a troll, but you do realize that is correct to YOU and your idea of what this new system should be. There are others that disagree. I don't believer there is a universally correct answer because we are all different and have different motives , concerns and incentives. We all view bitcoin in a slightly different light. That is fine and that is good! but whenever you have a group of perceived elites make decisions with disregard to what are perceived as valid concerns by a large portion of the community (and then proceed mock and condemn those concerns), there is going to be pushback. We are seeing this everywhere. The problem is no one knows the future. I worry these changes will place running nodes at risk - financial, legal, moral risks. That concerns me for putting the entire system at risk and thus that makes me cautious of these changes. And I have yet to hear convincing arguments for the change. I guess you don't feel the same. Since we don't know the future, we don't know if your obviously correct future will occur or my "obviously incorrect" one will.

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