What having my lollipop eaten by an owl taught me about the value of evidence-based research.

The problem with standing right behind the dude in the wheelchair at the Suicide Machines show is that you are in constant fear of being pushed into him as the circle encroaches and sometimes you have to try to redirect the chick that is crowdsurfing right at you. I threw out my back.

The problem with putting 7 Ska bands on the same bill is that by the time you get to the headliners, you're too heat-stroke-y to really enjoy it. All in all, it was a blast.

This is a stupid rule. Especially since I can just cancel it and restart with the new amount.

"Close" actually counts in many more than just the two cases but the general expression is so useful that it's close enough without having to list them all out.

That Marie Kondo phrase is never truer than when you are trying to curate your pornography collection.

That woman that says "well, I never" has now. That's why you don't hear her say that anymore.

No matter how much comradery you feel, you will always just be "the user" to Claude.