Our fake statistics are going to be wrong because we missed this months fake data report. We’ll never recover from this..

When people look back after shit hits the fan and say “The signs were all there.” These will be high on that list

Now it’s under attack? Where have you been?

Sounds more like Mexico than Kentucky

8 fucking boosters. Oof

Funny that the thing Larry calls “a hedge against optimism” is one of the few things that gives me any optimism.

Same thing I do for every pump… pop open a Peony Lane