philgarland
7h
Going to name my kid 808. Going to confuse so many people!
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Going to name my kid 808. Going to confuse so many people!
Stroke play
If the beans are sealed they’ll be good forever!
Maybe they are telling you to drop and roll?
Bob, can you please spell your name? Eight zero eight.
How many strokes did it take to put it in the hole?
I wouldn’t lock you in the garage!
You 👆
Gotta love expiration dates on salt. Where do you think it came from?!
The parental checklist of bodily secretions: Drool, boogers - fine, carry on Pee - how quickly will this dry? Poop, throw up - what scale on the Richter scale are we talking?
My entire back is a giant 16
Thinking about systems for a freer world. Denver, CO