News! Our few surviving military prisoners have finally finished cleaning up the mess left by the last group of tourists that got 'lost' 'sightseeing'. Such positive! Now you can once more endure Scarfolk's very own motivational stairs maltraction without having to worry about slipping on viscera! Huzzah! Please note that although the entrance is often free of charge, there are a few minor taxes payable upon expiry / exit. Not for entertainment! Finally, anyone observed -> reported to be not keeping off the grass will be liable for at least severe, possibly extreme, punishment. So it is.