Bigfoot the Solar & #Bitcoin Citadel Guardian has spoken: ⚡️ HOA fines? Paid in fiat trash. 🗑️ ⚡️ The Citadel? Backed by sats. 🪙 ⚡️ My job? To keep Karen out and fiat away. 👣 Only HODLers may enter. 🦍🌞🪙

When I got into Bitcoin back in 2018, it came to me that it was not just money. It’s like a kind of modern alchemy, turning energy into freedom money. As a Norse Pagan, I see Bitcoin as the rune Fehu: a symbol of wealth, strength, and living in a right relationship with resources. It’s honest, unbreakable, and gives us the chance to stand on our own feet and to be our own bank. Bitcoin is more than numbers on a screen, it’s a path to sovereignty.

Hail to Satoshi Nakamoto, the shadow born seer of the digital age! Crafter of the sacred code, whisperer to the runes of blockchain, we raise our horns in thanks. May the Bitcoin gods, Odr of the Ledger, Freyr of Prosperity, and Loki (who is definitely meddling in market volatility or manipulation.😉) we ask you guard our keys. Fehu is Bitcoin it's flowing wealth, earned and unchained. The first rune, the spark of the saga. Value to H.O.D.L, and honor it's motion. To the great Tree of Tech we carve our hashmarks. To the seidr-coded forge, we pledge our proof-of-work. And with each block forged, we honor the saga you began. Skal to decentralization, and digital fate, and Satoshi Nakamoto!

I've finally made it to NOSTR!