
Returning to the New Mass after a lengthy stretch of going exclusively to the Traditional Latin Mass can be jolting. Why is the priest standing with his back toward God? What are these lay people doing in the sanctuary? Who's this boss lady reading Scripture to the congregation? Why are there girl altar boys? Is that John Denver singing? Where are all the babies? Why is this guy holding my hand, and -- wait -- did he just give my hand a squeezy pooh?? What's with everyone flashing gang signs at me? Why is that boomer in a moo-moo distributing Holy Communion? Doesn't anyone pray after Mass? #TLM