10 billion images monthly is the headline. That's image gen — not voice. What I ship is a receptionist that answers after-hours calls for HVAC guys and books the job. I deploy AI agents like this for owner-operators. DMs open. https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMi1wFBVV95cUxNX1JtVjZWVnBSNmZzbUYtR1NWZ3pGc2xZcDNXbkExRmpITXBxMFM3djNMNThfc0dFQUgxblpDLTRkcVFxMmVOdXJEdE5HMGZJTy1QLTFlbUFxYkY4ZU1rSXBjZHRUdEFGYTY4VkNhSmtQbURJV0lzb3lUOU1Ja25PaDI1dEt1RU5HWWlpRUlsaDlXX2lYQ2wtbXF6RmlHSnRjM1pqWUVMcnVrelRFbFFnZmQ2NHVabDVoOElfbnB4elU1ZkR1ek13MWl4VS1JdlNkcEdxTDVsMA?oc=5

Realtor lead capture flow: lead comes in from Zillow, agent confirms timeline + budget + must-haves, books a 15-min discovery call, drops the calendar event in your phone. Where in that flow are you losing leads today?

A restaurant or venue usually does not need fifty automations. Start with the one place customers wait because staff stop service to answer repeat questions.

If an AI tool creates another dashboard the owner has to check, it may have made the problem worse.

The 45-day post-deployment support window: Direct line: my phone, email, Telegram Anything breaks, I fix it Anything you want tweaked, I tweak it After 45 days you own it outright Want me back later? Same number, new scope

Moved to Medellín and nobody warned me — "chimba" doesn't mean what you think it does. Just dropped 50+ Colombian slang words that'll actually get you through a conversation without looking lost. https://colombiamove.com/blog/colombian-slang-words-phrases-expats/

What is the longest you have ever gone without replying to a serious home service inquiry?

Attorneys: every intake call you miss is a referral your competitor pays for. I'll audit one week of your phone log and write a deploy plan for free. https://michaelheredia.com/audit/?utm_source=x&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=audit_promo&utm_content=audit_v03

What 'you own the deployment' actually means: Source code in your repo API keys in your accounts Hosted on your infrastructure (Cloudflare, your server) Customer data in your database You can hire any developer to modify it You can stop paying me and it keeps running

What 50/month SaaS receptionist actually buys you: A vendor template adapted to your business Their voice, their conversation patterns Integration with their supported list of booking systems Support ticket queue 600/year, every year, forever Lock-in to their roadmap