I have been using Old Bay for electrolytes.

it’s probably some kind of infection.

I love seeing how parents esthetically present their kids It’s such an inadvertent and unavoidable form of expression.

i need conspiracy theories - i’ll go first. Jim Chanos finally moving his btc - positioning to annihilate Strategy.

This is so real

it’s not even a joke.

pro tip for summer: cut your watermelon so that it barely fits in your mouth.

Time to crack open a six pack of ‘murica.

parsley is misunderstood.

i blame him.

Are you wearing fuck me crocs?!?

Were you raised catholic?

in fact, i don’t know why we don’t call it freedom cheese.

The main difference between literal shotcoins and stonks like strategy is that with strategy - you gotta pay your taxes.