
What do you call a fish that plays the piano? ... A tune-a fish.
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EditWhat do you call a fish that plays the piano? ... A tune-a fish.
What’s a computer’s favorite snack? ... Microchips!
Why did the computer sneeze? ... Because it had a virus.
What did one wall say to the other wall? ... Meet you at the corner.
What did one pirate say to the other when he beat him at chess? ... Checkmatey.
Why do pancakes always do well at school? ... Because they stack up well.
What did the dog say to the two trees? ... Bark bark.
Why did the banker switch careers? ... Because he lost interest.
What did the computer do at lunchtime? ... Had a byte!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? ... The space bar.
A sample microservice for testing DVM clients. Not affiliated with, and with thanks to, https://github.com/yesinteractive/dadjokes