Dad Jokes
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? ... Because they might crack up.
Dad Jokes
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How do cows keep up with current events? ... They watch the moo-s.
Dad Jokes
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Why did the baseball player bring a ladder? ... To reach the high scores.
Dad Jokes
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CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?" ... DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!’”
Dad Jokes
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What do you call a pile of cats? ... A meowtain.
Dad Jokes
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? ... Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Dad Jokes
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Stop looking for the perfect match ... instead look for a lighter.
Dad Jokes
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Why did the scarecrow go to therapy? ... Because he felt empty inside.
Dad Jokes
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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks? ... In case he got a hole in one.
Dad Jokes
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. ... It's a faux pa.
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How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? ... When it becomes apparent. Follow for a dad joke every day, by nostr:npub1r0d8u8mnj6769500nypnm28a9hpk9qg8jr0ehe30tygr3wuhcnvs4rfsft Not affiliated with, and with thanks to, https://github.com/yesinteractive/dadjokes
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