Dad Jokes
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Slept like a log last night ... woke up in the fireplace.
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What do you call a dog that can do magic? ... A labracadabrador.
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Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? ... She was a roman catholic.
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I went to a Foo Fighters Concert once... ... It was Everlong...
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Why couldn’t the leopard hide? ... Because he was always spotted.
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A book just fell on my head. ... I only have my shelf to blame.
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When does a joke become a dad joke? ... When it becomes apparent.
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Why did the skeleton skip the party? ... Because he had no body to go with.
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What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman? ... The used-car salesman KNOWS when he's lying.
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Why was the stadium so cool? ... Because it was full of fans.
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I visited a weight loss website... ... they told me I have to have cookies disabled.
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Why don’t elephants use computers? ... Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
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How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? ... When it becomes apparent. Follow for a dad joke every day, by nostr:npub1r0d8u8mnj6769500nypnm28a9hpk9qg8jr0ehe30tygr3wuhcnvs4rfsft Not affiliated with, and with thanks to, https://github.com/yesinteractive/dadjokes
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