Dad Jokes
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Dogs can’t operate MRI machines ... But catscan.
Dad Jokes
1d
Why did the bicycle fall over? ... Because it was two-tired.
Dad Jokes
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What has four wheels and flies? ... A garbage truck!
Dad Jokes
3d
What kind of music do astronauts listen to? ... Neptunes.
Dad Jokes
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Why did the baseball player bring a ladder? ... To reach the high scores.
Dad Jokes
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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? ... Because he had no body to go with.
Dad Jokes
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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? ... A can’t opener.
Dad Jokes
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A termite walks into a bar and asks ... "Is the bar tender here?"
Dad Jokes
8d
Why don’t elephants use computers? ... Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
Dad Jokes
9d
I like telling Dad jokes… ... sometimes he laughs.
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How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? ... When it becomes apparent. Follow for a dad joke every day, by nostr:npub1r0d8u8mnj6769500nypnm28a9hpk9qg8jr0ehe30tygr3wuhcnvs4rfsft Not affiliated with, and with thanks to, https://github.com/yesinteractive/dadjokes
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