Why did the fisherman put peanut butter on his fishing rod? ... To catch a jellyfish.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? ... Because they lactose.

Why did the orange stop rolling? ... Because it ran out of juice.

Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin? ... It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? ... It’s fine, he woke up.

What do you call an illegally parked frog? ... Toad.

Why was the belt stressed out? ... Because it was under a lot of pressure.

I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work... ... but it was a whisk I was willing to take.

Why don’t birds use social media? ... Because they already tweet enough.

Why did the baker go to therapy? ... Because he kneaded it.