Dad Jokes
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What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? ... A blood orange.
Dad Jokes
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What do you call corn that joins the army? ... Kernel.
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How do cows count? ... With a cow-culator.
Dad Jokes
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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. ... I woke up exhausted!
Dad Jokes
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Why are mummys scared of vacation? ... They're afraid to unwind.
Dad Jokes
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Why don’t vampires go to barbecues? ... Because they don’t like stakes.
Dad Jokes
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? ... Look, no hands!
Dad Jokes
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Spring is here! ... I got so excited I wet my plants!
Dad Jokes
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What do you call an owl that does magic tricks? ... Hoodini.
Dad Jokes
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? ... Nobody knows.
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