Why don’t leopards play hide and seek? ... Because they’re always spotted.

How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? ... When it becomes apparent.

Just watched a documentary about beavers. ... It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.

I don’t know what’s going to happen next year. ... It’s probably because I don’t have 2020 vision.

What’s a tornado’s favorite game? ... Twister.

Why did the banker switch careers? ... Because he lost interest.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? ... You ‘nique up on it.

What did the ocean say to the shore? ... Nothing, it just waved.

Why did the cookie cry? ... Because his mom was a wafer so long.

I made a pencil with two erasers. ... It was pointless.