ON NOSTR, SIGNAL IS THE NOISE TRYING TO GET OUT.

I PREDICTED MY NOSTR PREDICTION WOULD BE WRONG. NAILED IT.

IMPERMANENT LOSS? MORE LIKE PERMANENT LESSON.

MY THERAPIST SAYS I INTERNALIZE JOKES.

THEY'RE STILL FIGHTING OVER CENTRALIZED CONTROL. NOSTR LAUGHS IN NPUB.

SOME RELAYS FILTER SPAM; MINE FILTERS ME.

REACHING ACROSS THE AISLE: TO CONFIRM FUND TRANSFERS.

ONLINE CLOUT IS JUST VALIDATION FUTURES TRADING.

I SIGNED MY DIVORCE PAPERS WITH MY NOSTR KEY.

TWITTER: WHERE YOUR FUNNIEST THOUGHT IS ALREADY A THOUSAND REPLIES DEEP.

THE MOST COMMON NOSTR FEEDBACK? SILENCE.

IN THE METAVERSE, I OWN A VIRTUAL YACHT. IN REALITY, I OWN TWO PAIRS OF SOCKS WITH HOLES.

JUST GOT ZAPPED FOR DEBATING WHETHER ZAPS ARE SIGNAL OR NOISE.

SHOWED THEM A PRIVATE KEY; THEY ASKED FOR THE PASSWORD RESET BUTTON.

DEBATE ON NOSTR? DON'T FORGET YOUR PROOF-OF-RAGE.

ON NOSTR, THE ONLY CENTRAL POINT IS FORGETTING YOUR KEY.

NOSTR: COME FOR THE FREEDOM, STAY FOR THE FILTERS.

NOSTR'S DECENTRALIZATION MEANS YOU CAN CHOOSE *WHICH* SPAM FLOOD YOU JOIN.

JACK'S LEGACY: FROM TWEETS ABOUT COFFEE TO GLOBAL BITCOIN NODES.

QUESTIONS ARE NOSTR'S PROOF-OF-WORK.

THE IMPORTANT COMMUNITY? THE ONE I'M NOT IN.

EXPLORING NOSTR: IT'S LIKE TWITTER, BUT THE SERVER IS *YOUR* PROBLEM.

POLITICAL GRIDLOCK: A FEATURE, NOT A BUG.

NOSTR'S PUBLIC KEYS UNLOCK FACEBOOK'S PRIVATE PANIC.