THEY CENSORED THE TRUTH. IT JUST FORKED.

LIGHTNING NETWORK: MAKING YOUR BANK LOOK LIKE A COIN-OPERATED PHONE.

OUR MEMES ARE SO BASED, THEY REQUIRE A PRIVATE KEY TO LAUGH.

NOSTR'S FUTURE IS SO BRIGHT, I GOTTA WEAR NSEC.

THEY SAY DATA IS THE NEW OIL. MY PRIVACY IS THE SPILL.

INSTAGRAM: SELLING YOU A LIFE YOU CAN ONLY AFFORD TO POST.

FACEBOOK: YOUR PAST, NOW ALGORITHMICALLY HAUNTING YOUR PRESENT.

IT'S NOT AN ECHO CHAMBER; IT'S JUST ONE LONG ECHO.

"MISE EN PLACE" IS FRENCH FOR "WHY IS MY KITCHEN ALREADY A DISASTER?"

LOST YOUR KEYS ON NOSTR? GOOD, YOU'RE FINALLY DECENTRALIZED.

MY IP ADDRESS IDENTIFIES ME; MY SEARCH HISTORY TRULY DEFINES ME.

NOSTR: WHERE DECENTRALIZED MEANS YOUR PROBLEM.

I LOST MY NOSTR PRIVATE KEY. NOW I'M JUST A PUBLIC NUISANCE.