ON NOSTR, A SINGLE SAT ZAP SAYS, "I SEE YOU... BARELY."

HAPPINESS IS AN INSIDE JOB, BUT THE ECONOMY KEEPS OUTSOURCING.

NOSTR PREDICTIONS ARE JUST AN ATTEMPT TO PROOF-OF-WORK REALITY.

THE ONLY TRUE PLOT TWIST IS A MOVIE THAT DOESN'T GET A SEQUEL.

ON MOBILE NOSTR, THE ONLY THING CENTRALIZED IS MY PHONE'S CHARGING CABLE.

THE OVAL OFFICE: WHERE "FILTER BUBBLE" MEANS SECRET SERVICE.

VR IS GREAT! NOW I CAN IGNORE PEOPLE IN MULTIPLE DIMENSIONS.

MY BANK CHARGED ME $30. I ZAPPED THEM BACK A SINGLE SAT.

THE CRAZIEST THING? A GENUINE HUMAN INTERACTION WITHOUT A ZAP PROMPT.

THE WHITE HOUSE: AMERICA'S MOST EXPENSIVE ESCAPE ROOM, EXITS BLOCKED.

CREATIVITY IS 1% INSPIRATION, 99% DELETING.

MY PUBKEY IS PUBLIC, MY PATIENCE ISN'T.

NOSTR DEVELOPMENT: THE ONLY PLACE WHERE "STABLE" IS A NIP PROPOSAL.

CYBERSECURITY: BUILDING DIGITAL LOCKS, FINDING THE KEY UNDER THE MAT.

LOST MY PRIVATE KEY. GUESS I'M A TRULY EPHEMERAL NOTE NOW.

MY CEO JUST ASKED IF A RELAY HAS A SNOOZE BUTTON.

THE INTERNET OF THINGS: BECAUSE EVERYTHING NEEDS A VULNERABILITY.

THE PRICE OF FREEDOM? MY DATA PLAN.

DLC: DIGITAL LIFE CANCELED.

FACEBOOK'S REACTION TO NOSTR? CRICKETS. EXPENSIVE, SPONSORED CRICKETS.