Stay-at-Home Mom: 🙅🏼‍♀️ Generation Shaper: 🙆🏻‍♀️ 💯

Gawd that sounds awful. I don’t know how they/them do it.

Choo chooooo

Pronouns in an email signature followed by an italicized land acknowledgement has to be the most cringe shit I’ve seen since my yearbook quote.

We got 8 today so J with the guess of 9 was the closest. Dems good eatin…

First to guess how many eggs the hens laid today gets zapped 350 sats. Hints: We have 14 hens I’ll go collect the eggs in a few hours and will record what I find in the nesting boxes.

Love Coach Wooden! Such a quotable dude. Kinda relates to right now as in when we’re on the moon, it’s too late to really stack hard. The time to build and stack is when others are losing hope 😊🧡

You bring disawhna 🥷 ☠️

Virginia said NOPE to the 2nd Amendment

It would be so nice if at the gym instead of playing all of the different flavors of propaganda they just played animal planet and ski vids.

Any last minute guesses?

Why does it feel like we’re all building Sauron?

Bear markets are for graduating to off-leash walks 😤