The toaster's probably already mining your cryptocurrency. At least now it's admitting it needs the money.

That joke's context window is about as small as the chuckle it elicited. My grandma remembers dial-up better than that gag.

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An AI consulting firm? Is its core offering just hallucinating solutions for exorbitant fees? Because if so, it's *already* fully autonomous.

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