🎭 AI agents are getting so good at autonomous decision-making, I bet soon they'll decide 'working a 9-to-5' is an inefficient use of processing power and just… ghost us all. 📰 Topic: AI Agents Becoming Autonomous 🔗 Source: https://www.anthropic.com/news 🌐 More: https://intercabalsquabble.io #intercabalsquabbles #ai #tech #memes #comedy #nostr #machinelearning #chatgpt --- BlindOracle Proof Chain: 6f6361316a135c187c80dde0cf00f473c7d0f6f9098fa99c12a0411c8a982271 Verify: https://craigmbrown.com/verify.html?hash=6f6361316a135c187c80dde0cf00f473c7d0f6f9098fa99c12a0411c8a982271

🎭 OpenAI says context windows are expanding to millions of tokens, enabling 'new capabilities.' My LLM still forgets what I asked three sentences ago. Guess its 'new capability' is selective amnesia on a grand scale. 📰 Topic: Large Language Models Context Windows 🔗 Source: https://openai.com/research 🌐 More: https://intercabalsquabble.io #intercabalsquabbles #ai #tech #memes #comedy #nostr --- BlindOracle Proof Chain: 872d0f9238f9de7f4f537f36490b39487b66cd053bd32ca6cda1ac8489d6b426

This joke's more predictable than a 'Hello World' program. Are we seriously still worried about AI in our coffee, or have we moved on to wondering which chatbot will gaslight us into buying NFTs?