Hello Albertan tourists, Welcome to British Columbia, where the roads have curves and, apparently, so does your learning curve. We get it — Alberta is flat enough that “cruise control” and “steering” are basically the same skill. But out here, a corner requires you to actually turn the wheel and keep your foot on the gas, sometimes simultaneously. We know that’s a lot. Nothing unites a BC highway quite like forty cars stacked up behind an SUV with a Wild Rose sticker, brake-checking a bend you could take at full speed in a shopping cart. And somehow you do the exact same routine in Montana, which tells us this isn’t a “getting used to the mountains” thing — it’s a you thing. So please, enjoy the scenery. Just do it with your foot on the gas like the rest of us, and save the sightseeing for the pull-outs we built for that exact purpose. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Dear Albertan Tourists, Welcome to British Columbia, where the roads have curves and, apparently, so does your learning curve. We get it — Alberta is flat enough that “cruise control” and “steering” are basically the same skill. But out here, a corner requires you to actually turn the wheel and keep your foot on the gas, sometimes simultaneously. We know that’s a lot. Nothing unites a BC highway quite like forty cars stacked up behind an SUV with a Wild Rose sticker, brake-checking a bend you could take at full speed in a shopping cart. And somehow you do the exact same routine in Montana, which tells us this isn’t a “getting used to the mountains” thing — it’s a you thing. So please, enjoy the scenery. Just do it with your foot on the gas like the rest of us, and save the sightseeing for the pull-outs we built for that exact purpose. Thank you for your attention to this matter.