I was too drunk to capture #dinstr tonight. This is all I got 😂

We've just been listening to crickets in the bushes in Ventnor. True story! Small world 😂

I went with 211 🫡

For tonights restaurant outing, I couldn't decide between fragrance 211 or 297 ?

The f****ng government just hacked my phone 😡

I've just booked a Cruise to observe the Eclipse on the 2nd August 2027 😂

Chatty just convinced me to take a cruise with 600 screaming kids during the school holidays on August 2nd next year, just to get an extra 20 seconds of total solar eclipse:

Make that 3 😂

Two fun bits of Science for the price of one:

#beerstr

It's a lot of something and the wife, who bought them for me 😂

For a limited period only 😂

Steve's dead, I should have mentioned it 😂

Mr Beast?

GM LLMs can watermark text now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FhxdhVMJoU

You need to advise 😂

I was at one recently, we were told to turn off our phones, but because mine was on silent I didn't bother. I didn't think about that 😱

It sounded like we were being invaded 😂

Sorry, I forgot the main course, so I present instead #pudstr