this chart has lived in my brain rent-free

shocking.

in the book The Hobbit, Bilbo stumbles across the Ring in total pitch black; a chance occurrence driving home the sheer provenance and will power of the Ring itself, setting off the series of events that will indelibly shape the future of Middle Earth forever in the movie, Bilbo merely witnesses Gollum drop the Ring *HORRIBLE* directorial decision it’s as sacrilegious as Charlie from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory finding a fucking £5 (or £10?! I forget) note instead of finding the very exact denomination he needed to buy me single chocolate bar - completely cheapens the storytelling experience

shout out to my tax advisor who said he was in White Horse at the time bitcoin was $200 (CAD) a coin while cooling wouldn’t have been an issue, he said he almost set up mining rigs but didn’t because of the other overhead costs, would’ve been a distraction from his job, etc. to which I say, “suuuure.” I see you, Jay 😉

it’s an emergency

meet the Mk5 …I’m not drooling, you’re drooling

if you have an Mk4 from Coinkite, congratulations; you own a piece of bitcoin maxi history with the introduction of the new Mk5 today, Mk4s are now discontinued

well, that escalated quickly

very

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