pure cope, there are no silver linings here.

Sorry but no, it will take years to recover from this. I’m sick to my stomach about the people I helped onboard with CC products over the years. I’m not going anywhere but I can’t do the Uncle Jim thing anymore.

There is no sugarcoating this one folks. This is the biggest setback for self custody in the “modern” era of Bitcoin, when keeping a modest stack (say under 50M sats) safe was supposed to be straightforward and cheap. No way but through, but this is a black pill.

i’m too drunk to play with my bitcoins.