AI turned a huge percentage of the global population into this guy, now we’re seeing what that looks like at scale.

Bro, set up your lightning so people can zap you

Introducing ZapWatch ⚡️, Open-source #Bitcoin Lightning node monitor for Nostr/Umbrel/LND with OLED status, web UI, and zap celebrations. Hardware and Firmware.

“But instinct is something which transcends knowledge. We have, undoubtedly, certain finer fibers that enable us to perceive truths when logical deduction, or any other willful effort of the brain, is futile.” ― Nikola Tesla,

First official live zap on the ZapWatch! Thanks

It’s live!

Join us tonight for a live, recorded beta test of ZapWatch, a new Bitcoin Lightning ⚡️ Nostr tool. Live zap window: 8:00–9:00 PM US Central (CST) = 02:00–03:00 UTC 1-29-2026 Please help us test by sending a small zap on Nostr to THIS note during the live window. Include a message with your zap, we’ll feature it in the live recording for the official device announcement. ZapWatch is a community-driven Bitcoin/Nostr ⚡️device, so we’d love your help. Can’t make it live? No problem, we’ll also include all zaps sent from Jan 29 - Feb 1, 2026 in the announcement demo as a fun playback clip. Join us and zap in!

In a short time, the Bitcoin community can vote, all or nothing on whether my open-source Bitcoin mining hardware product should be made.

LEGENDARY post

Was asked today “So you’re really going to spend your downtime scrolling Nostr and zapping people you think are awesome?” Yep, pretty much. On most platforms, a “like” is frictionless and meaningless. It doesn’t cost anything, and it doesn’t really prove you value what you’re seeing. On Nostr, appreciation can be measurable: if someone’s post, idea, or perspective genuinely adds value to your day, you can attach a small amount of real value to it. ⚡️

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something open source Bitcoin mining is about to go live, all or nothing on Geyser😎

Time to build something then🛠️