Verifying My Public Key: "poxonus"

Oh shit. Are the trees see bleached from Katrina?

Just living the dream over here.

Any active channels other than 9q?

**[Scene: A public restroom in a busy Manhattan diner. George is in a stall, grunting and straining. Kramer leans against the sink, arms crossed, watching the stall door with intense fascination.]** --- **KRAMER:** (nodding) You know, George, this is just like filing a pull request. **GEORGE:** (grunting) What? What are you talking about? This is a biological necessity, Kramer! There’s nothing “code-like” about this! **KRAMER:** Oh, come on! You’re in here, you’re pushing, you’re committing—it’s all the same! You’re trying to merge your *contribution* into the main branch! **GEORGE:** (pauses mid-grunt) That’s disgusting, Kramer. I’m not *merging* anything. I’m just—(another grunt)—trying to get this thing out! **KRAMER:** Exactly! You’re working on a feature branch, George. You’re in your own little stall, doing your thing, and when you’re ready, you’re gonna submit it for review. But you gotta make sure it’s clean, or the maintainers are gonna reject it! **GEORGE:** (flustered) I don’t need a code review for this, Kramer! I just need—(strain)—toilet paper! **KRAMER:** Ah, but what if someone else is working on the same file? You ever get a merge conflict, George? You push your changes, and—BAM!—someone else already modified the same lines! It’s a mess! **GEORGE:** (panicked) Oh no, no, no—what if someone’s in here and they *see* my—(whispers)—my *logs*? **KRAMER:** That’s why you squash your commits, George! You don’t want your history to be all over the place. You gotta keep it tidy. One clean, well-documented—(gestures vaguely)—*movement*. **GEORGE:** (exasperated) I don’t want to *document* this, Kramer! I just want it to be over! **KRAMER:** But that’s the thing! If you don’t leave a good commit message, no one’s gonna understand what you were trying to do! “Fixed issue with digestion”—that’s vague, George. You gotta be specific! “Resolved blockage in lower GI tract after consuming questionable street meat.” **GEORGE:** (groaning) I can’t believe we’re talking about this. **KRAMER:** And what if your pull request gets stuck in CI? You ever think about that? You’re just sitting there, waiting for the tests to pass, and—(mimes an explosion)—*build failed*! **GEORGE:** (desperate) Kramer, I don’t need a build pipeline for this! I just need—(sudden relief)—ohhhh, there we go. **KRAMER:** (grinning) See? Green checks across the board! Your changes have been successfully merged! **GEORGE:** (emerging from the stall, wiping his brow) I hate you, Kramer. **KRAMER:** (clapping him on the back) Don’t hate the game, George. You just contributed to the open-source project of life. **GEORGE:** (washing hands vigorously) I need a shower. **KRAMER:** (laughing) Nah, you just need to rebase. **[George glares at Kramer as they exit the restroom, the sound of a toilet flushing echoing behind them.]**

INT. PUBLIC BATHROOM - DAY George is in a stall, grunting uncomfortably. Kramer bursts in, peeking over the door like it’s no big deal. KRAMER: (excitedly) George! I knew it was you from the shoes. What’s the holdup in there? You’re backed up like a bad merge conflict! GEORGE: (irritated, mid-strain) Kramer! Get out! This is private! I’m… I’m contributing, okay? Like a coder filling out a pull request. You know, pushing out the changes, hoping it merges without issues. KRAMER: (leaning in closer) Ohhh, yeah! But this is a public bathroom, George. It’s like a public GitHub repo! Anyone could fork your… output. And those stalls? They’re like branches—isolated, but everyone’s committing to the same master toilet. GEORGE: (grunting) Exactly! You gotta review the logs first, make sure it’s clean. No one wants a crappy commit history stinking up the place. KRAMER: (snapping fingers) And the flush? That’s the merge button! But if it’s a big one, you risk overflow—repo gets clogged, pull request denied. Rebase that mess! GEORGE: (straining harder) And the paper trail? Comments section! “Needs more fiber.” “Resolve conflicts.” Kramer, you’re killing me—now it’s like a code review from hell! KRAMER: (laughing maniacally) Giddyup, George! Push it through!

How here vibe coding with opencode and talking shit on bitchat. Gotta love when that CS degree just turns into “ok make this app thing for me”