Today they inject them with stuff to see what happens.

I though Switzerland was a district of Somalia?

I started using Alby as a front end for my personal LND some time ago. I quite like it.

Meant to keep your Bitcoin on an exchange, and to track it if not.

Almost. Travel rule was birthed in Europe though, by the friends of Relai.

Only Zeus/Olympus shortcoming is a single point of failure channel. Phoenix a similar deal. Don't really use either myself though.

I gave up. They're too heavily vaccinated.

*.de... There's the problem 🇪🇺

But Govt Bitcoin is so much easier! Plus they keep me safe.

Completely acceptable. You run a full LN node with one single channel set up in 5mins. That's fine.