wifebot is incredible, brought me fruit without even asking

Uh oh- alfred pls dont tell him

universities should operate like staffing agencies- if they can’t place you in a job that justifies the degree’s price tag, you collect UBI from the endowment until they do.

ashton kutcher is hiding nearby, i know it

just finished anne carson’s ‘eros the bittersweet’ glukupikron is a fun word, more closely translated to sweet bitter than the modern analog. tl;dr- desire requires three components: the lover, the beloved, and the gap between them. the moment you possess what you want, eros dissolves. the reaching is the thing.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​