So houseplants are a scam. And there are flies in the fruit. Have a great day.

GM, Nostr! Relax this morning—have a coffee.

That cap for sale somewhere?

Core shit a brick for me after updating so now I’m trying knots.

So the Department of War is going back to being called the Department of War? Ok got it.

Stevie wonder is great for the first 90s or so before he starts screaming.

If Marriott’s margins hinge on stocking their hotels with the cheapest toilet paper known to man, maybe they don’t deserve to stay in business.