Scanning rewards doubles the length of any transaction

What were you doing outside? Oh, just collapsing some photons into existence.

This Halloween, remember: the 100 Grand bar, created in 1966, is now technically the 4 Million bar. The money printer is spooky!

I’ve made the adult decision to be upset at the weather today.

Can’t get over how LEDs are secretly flickering all the time. What an oversight.

Has anyone ever really just gone for it? Like, replaced all their felt hangers with plastic? Just really gone for it. Was it everything you dreamed it would be?