In the late 20th and early 21st centuries, the monkeys began to wash, dry, and even wear plastic.

People ask why I care so much about flexibility and mobility. Because I stay at Marriotts. And I’d like to reach the toilet paper.

Just ate some Panda Express. Feeling really really really good.

I’ll have to try that. My first principles mistake was the software update

Long day ahead? Throw your phone into Low Power Mode so it can perform like absolute dogshit from sunrise to sundown.