Write the date on the bag ***before*** you put the food in it.

Vibe cosing. We are the managers now. Telling the little people what to do.

he was a ballerina of the mind

he was a ballerina dancer of the mind

If you know the origin of "chips" based in cooking things in oil, you understand why they're called "chips", but also it explains why the British call them "crisps", and arguably that's better.

Cherry puddin’ in my boot!

The man learned to be more like his wife at work — softer, more patient. And the woman learned to be more like her husband at home — more firm and resolute

I don't understand how households with flies can tolerate them. I viciously pursue every fly... fruit fly fungus gnat house fly black fly I track them. I clap them. I train my hands. Sharpen my perception. I see where they go. I drain their watering holes. I empty the trash. In contrast, my in laws have a horde of kitchen garbage piled in their shed. I go to dinner at their house. I don't engage the flies — it's hopeless. But they fly boldly into my face. They land on the plates, on the glass. The mocker would see me get into the zone, if I were to pursue the flies in their house.

Don't cry over spilled milk Applies to the parent also. "Alright who wasted this milk?"