It was so stressful being a cofounder with slipping timelines, AI leaving tangles and knots, not enough time to smooth out. Checklists that only grew...

Wanna know where I got these scars??? Eating a chip that was too large

The indigo bunting's elaborate call ends with a meek but distinct "tweet tweet", as if to summarize their song for us mortals.

God, when making me, probably: "Oh, this guy's going to be a lazy idiot. Better make him a genius so at least he'll have a job."

Well the primer failed from last year that I forgot to put paint on. I guess I need better primer...

So close yet so far. My feet don't get to touch solid wood. They get to touch luxury vinyl _painted as wood_, that bends under my office chair casters.

The intellectual freedom to be able to roast oneself all day long

The boundary, and the compromise.

And why did you trace 5 km of dirt road in Tunisia on OpenStreetMaps instead of working? I don't know sir... to feel like I've accomplished something?