Ah the Internet

People so say, “go big or go home”, seriously underestimate my willingness to go home.

I wouldn’t know, these pearly whites haven’t gone to a dentist since 2005…

That’s the only answer.

That’s deep.

Ask AI

There are hardly any real people on X. It’s a sinkhole.

He misspelled his name… It’s actually Charlemagne the Fucktard.

Good morning

Maybe, but true

Also: No one, on their deathbed, ever says, “I wish I had worked more.”

Word of advice: Just because you don’t give up, doesn’t mean you will make it.

Amazing 💪

That’s what bad monkeys get.

The consumer is not paying the tariffs. That’s a ridiculously bad take.

Where your bitch at?

There are actually losers out there “inspired” by a degenerate, industry plant like Jelly Roll. A piece of shit that went to jail for drugs and armed robbery, got out and married an escort, switched from rap to country to make some horrible music. Gtfo.

There’s no such thing as 100% privacy.