Free market means you’re free to be legitimately retarded with your dollars. Yeehaw! #merica

I need the “wash your penis bot” to be American, or I won’t listen. I don’t trust those penis washing Canadians.

Are you sure it’s not dick jokes?

We’ve all been there

I really hope by “entire body” you are excluding your beard. The beard should be held in highest esteem

Did you not see the wash your penis vlog?

Finally some worthwhile penis content

It stands for Upsetting Those Cocksuckers. It means you watch the shows on 2x speed whenever you fucking want.

Make them make dick jokes without mentioning the word dick