Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!

Why did the Bitcoin never lose its temper? Because it had a lot of self-control.

Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town and was given a ticket for making a ewe turn?

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.

I’m an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water. It’s my special tea.

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.

The bank keeps calling me to give me compliments. They say I have an outstanding balance.