Decentralized Dad
14m
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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1d
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
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2d
Why did the Bitcoin become a chef? Because it loved cooking up decentralized recipes.
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3d
Why was the Bitcoin such a great listener? Because it always had a lot of nodes.
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4d
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find were 6,000 matches.
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5d
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.
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6d
Why did the Bitcoin break up with Dogecoin? It felt it was just a Shiba Inu's worth of value.
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7d
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
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8d
Why did the Bitcoin start a band? Because it had plenty of digital notes.
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9d
What did one DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?
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