Why did the Bitcoin get invited to all the parties? Because it had plenty of transactions to share.

Why did NOSTR go to the library? To learn more about decentralized communication.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.

Why did the Bitcoin break up with EOS? It felt they were just too centralized.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

What do you call someone who always states the obvious? Someone who always states the obvious.

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.

Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

What is a fancy fish called? So-fish-ticated.

Why was the broom late? It swept in.

Why did the Bitcoin become a chef? Because it loved cooking up decentralized recipes.