Did you hear about the bankrupt poet who ode everyone?

I know a bunch of good jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over people’s heads.

Why did the Bitcoin break up with Dogecoin? It felt it was just a Shiba Inu's worth of value.

Why was the broom late? It swept in.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.

Why did the Bitcoin go to the aquarium? It wanted to see some blockchain fish.

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.