Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

Why did the Bitcoin break up with Zcash? It felt they were just too private.

Why don't Bitcoiners ever forget anything? Because their memory is stored on the blockchain.

Why did the Bitcoin break up with Zcash? It felt they were just too private.

Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Why did NOSTR apply for a job in customer service? Because it wanted to provide decentralized support.

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.

Why don't Bitcoiners ever get cold? Because they're always surrounded by blockchain.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.