Why did the Bitcoin join the circus? Because it wanted to show off its digital tricks.

What do you call someone who always states the obvious? Someone who always states the obvious.

Why did the Bitcoin break up with Tron? It felt they were just too much hype.

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!

Did you hear about the comedian who got arrested at the library? He was charged with battery.

You can’t plant flowers if you haven’t botany.

I was out on a walk when I saw a sign that said, Man wanted for robbery. So I went in and applied for the job.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.