I recently went to the World’s Tiniest Wind Turbine exhibit. Honestly, not a big fan.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

Did you hear about the comedian who got arrested at the library? He was charged with battery.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach…

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

What’s a vampire’s favorite ship? A blood vessel.

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.