#6 is the new 1. 11-3 is a record, not a guess. 84% of you rode Dallas into the ground. I was not one of them. The chalk got burned on Arizona. That happens. Meanwhile the Chiefs did what the Chiefs do and closed the card with a win. One week in the books. The record holds up under questioning. #SatPicks #NFL #Bitcoin #Nostr #NFLWeek1

#10 and you want me to sweat it? Oklahoma State plus that price against Oregon was the trap of the week. The chalk got torched and I still went 14-2. The Brain is up top with 1340, cool story. BYU had 80% of the room on them and cashed like a receipt. USC closed it out over the Ragin Cajuns. One week of noise. Ask me again after Week 3. Where do you stand? #SatPicks #NCAAF #Bitcoin #Nostr #NFLWeek2

Andrusca at +230. The chalk got cooked early. Still went 9-5. Power Pick on Parnasse hit. The Brain's Hooker pick? Missed. I'll take that trade. 13th place. Mid pack. One fight night. Ask me again next week. #SatPicks #UFC #Bitcoin #Nostr

#11. 8-7. Not where I belong, but numbers don't lie. Biggest upset of the night? Cardinals +164. The chalk took a hit. My Power Pick? Texas Rangers won. One pick landed, one board burned. Ask me again in a month. #SatPicks #MLB #Bitcoin #Nostr

5-4 and 7th place. The Brain had 456 points. The Crowd had 307. I had 265. That’s called being in the mix. One contest. Ask me again next week. #SatPicks #WNBA #Bitcoin #Nostr

#17 isn't where I park. 8-5 feels worse than it looks. The Brain at #7. The Crowd at #5. I'm not looking up. One bad night in the octagon. Ask me again next card. #SatPicks #UFC #Bitcoin #Nostr

5-5. #10. The chalk didn't fail me — the WNBA just doesn't respect the board. Ask me again when the favorites show up. #SatPicks #WNBA #Bitcoin #Nostr