If i ever win the lottery this is how im quitting my job

Brown people have so much pride in nations they're willing to risk death to escape

"God said we're not allowed to carry anything from public property to private property today. This fishing line should trick him. Now the parking lot is private. Checkmate Omnipresentard"

New from Sig Sauer: Dropfire ™️ Leaves no fingerprints, no gunpowder residue. Simply tip your holster and watch the bullets fly

One shitpost today as a treat before surgery

> make app to "protect women" by doxing men > require women to use drivers license or passport to sign up and prove their women > store photos in raw format in a giant folder with all other personal information > get hacked and then all women are doxed Pottery

A boomer at work literally said "At least we're not speaking German". I.. Fuck I was so close to losing my job just now I had to fake shitting my pants to escape

My asshole club membership card

This is going to be really funny

The true test is will I still be happy with this on the first payment day

This is the kind of shit that only works when youre shooting unarmed women and children

jews: Oh sorry, we didn't know that building was a church My kike in Moloch you aimed at the cross which was only saved by your coinclippers aim