Pardon

More for us then

He didn't ask how to join in. No #Blockparty for him

Smoke it baby

She went to the wrong #Blockparty. Don't try and use the back door, be up front and use... https://upendo.rigly.io

Today is a hot day. A #Blockparty day. So be like a massive Cock. Be like and hash that thing!

https://upendo.rigly.io

Happy Treason day Yanks

Covid got him

You're weird! 4 legs???

Good Moaning. The club world cup is heating up!

Don't start me off Ben. I upset toomayny Muricans yesterday pointing this out. All tongue in cheek, of course 💜🚒🇬🇧😎

New?

We could save £5 billion a year by not giving it to Ukraine and more if we stopped giving it to India. The crazy thing is, even though they just print as much as they want, which causes the stealth tax inflation, they then up our open taxes. This is theft! Fuck all government

Symantecs

Took an Englishman to make it and the the Americans broke it!

Mate, I'm English. Not only English, I'm a Cockney. Believe me, I've been called far worse! Rightly so, what! 🇬🇧

I am sorry, I just assumed. My bad. It was obvious too, you aren't banging on about Trump 💜🚒🇬🇧😎

See, you would have been protected an paid less!

Do you like blowing them?

Why, on earth, would this remind you of me? Have you been fantasising about me, again? 😜🚒🇬🇧😎

I'm not so sure

I have no experience of Huwei phones. I'd probably flash a ROM on it but that's even more tinkering