I wouldn’t believe it, but then covid happened. People are that stupid

How do u find Madeira?

Ahahahahahhahahhaaha we will defeat the evil card processor, with help of righteous central banks and government of the people lol

Top note

Very

So you’ve sold? 😂

Where is taht

Let’s get real. Every retard who sold not to buy a house or make their life better but because its end of 🔴🟢🟢🟢 and the price didn’t melt their face… Let’s be honest here, none of those retards is getting their stack back. They sold out of fear, bought some drinks and celebrated being smarter than average pleb. “The bear won’t get me!” No retard, you fooled yourself. The bear will end much sooner than you expected and you will be caught without enough cash. Smart pants will be reinvesting, then they get FOMO and will be paying more for bitcoin. They won’t be getting their whole stack back. That’s the price you pay for trying to be smarter than hodlers. People HODL because they know how unpredictable Bitcoin price is and we all are too dumb to know what it will do tomorrow.

I can almost hear this banger tune 🎶

Mornings

Daaaamn

I sold my sperm at its peak

Travelling between Christmas and new year feels like leaving before the dessert, yet you kinda full

Did dat

90% doesn’t work. I have minib connected and only few single digit zaps coming through, there is already something open about it

2026 is when Damus will fix my zapping button thaaaanks!

😂

There seems to be something connecting all different breeds of journalists together. Just because someone hires them to write words, they seem to talk with certainty that they are smarter than you. Or am I the only one who feels that?