Is it even Australia without spiders

How will I use Signal? 😱

I don’t have to find a new wife

Context… found attached to my wife’s neck

Today I learned there’s been no deaths in Australia from funnel web bites since 1981…. That’s reassuring

Is that a giant dildo?

Stay humble. Stack pieces of eight

Got a spare 300tb by any chance?

I don’t like it. Nor does my laptop

It’s meant to be like that, right?

She was doing garden stuff. Must have crawled up there for a free ride

Colour

Throwin’ another shrimp on the barbie