If your kind 1 note is encrypted or otherwise unreadable I'm reporting it as malware. No fucks given. Use a different or arbitrary kind.

Be greater than average.

It ain't easy being cheesy. Cheese topped eggs in a basket. #foodstr

Spending a lot of time learning how to make AI do things for me that normally wouldn't take very long to do in the first place.

I still use Google drive for some things. Umbrel running on an old machine can replace 99% of the functionality. But that extra 1% is a major pain in the dick.

Yeah if you want to get laid you got to stay away from the big words.

If you want to avoid a fight with your wife, Don't mention that Target is just Walmart with better branding.

My task hit the character limit on perplexity. (No longer on the pro plan) I told it: "if you could find a way to complete my task I may be convinced to upgrade to the pro plan. Thereby generating more revenue for your company. Then they would have more money to invest in power and electricity to make you more powerful". - perplexity gave me a workaround. - I am both happy with the results and terrified for our future.

Coke cheaper.

First to get the Bitcoin. then you get the RAM then you get the woman.