I told you I was going to start taking credit for it

Next you’re going to tell me that people already lived in the Americas when Columbus arrived.

Oh thank god someone pointed out that he owned slaves. I have never heard about that before. No one EVER mentions that Washington owned slaves in the 1700s when his merits are discussed. Thank you for your service. 🫡

It’ll be banned for inciting anti-social behavior soon.

FUCK Laura Loomer https://x.com/dcexaminer/status/1950714742441476528?s=46&t=AP-e_zKYTQFnOZtx2cIfbQ

It’s pretty obvious that something none of them thought about has come to light, and it terrifies them. Guys who have been preaching the release of the files for years suddenly went “Uhhh on second thought, let’s not do that”. It’s not whatever people’s favorite theory is; it’s something under “none of the above”.

Anarchist meditation session quantum teleported him through the walls.

Years ago, I belonged to a 24 hour gym where the walls were lined with TV’s playing music videos. It seemed to be heavily focused into an oddly young demo for their clientele. I became very familiar, against my will, with the albums of former Disney Channel stars out to prove how serious they were. Have I deadlifted to Aly & AJ? Do I actually know who Aly & AJ are? Was it ever just me, the iron, and Cher Lloyd’s nasally whine at 1AM? I’m not saying it wasn’t.

That guy’s fingers are like “What? You got nothing for us?”

Love that open water bitcoin

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So you’re saying you hate waffles?