Nachrichten aus Deutschland lesen (vor allem wenn man eine Zeit overseas war) erinnert 2026 an diese Szene aus Planet der Affen. Ngmi

I remember many times ppl said: managing a lightning node (liquidity mgmt, channel close/open) is too much for the normal user. Now what if your llm agent just does that for u? Its not too far away with mcp…

Kommt so sicher wie das Amen in der Kirch!

Day one: trump says i want Greenland, Germans/EU: noooo we ll send 19 soldiers there to protect Greenland, day 2: let’s callback soldiers as Trump sit on the toilet and tweeted about tarrifs. Day 3: Germans want to protect Greenland from Russia. Did I summarize everything correctly? What a ridiculous shit show 🤭🤭

Und nach 2 Tagen zurueck 🤭

Without the gov, who would arrest u for ‘unlicensed rain water hoarding’ 🤷‍♂️seriously wtf have we allowed bureaucrats to define? Afuera!

A very reasonable, reality and condensed take on quantum & bitcoin 👍

Das Land das sich ne Pipeline wegsprengen laesst ‘von Freunden’ 😂 greift jetzt richtig durch, hold my 🍿

Lfg 😅

Sounds like a very dirty fantasy 😅