Ahhh, the Iliad strategy. They never expect you to take corpses hostage. But when they Stockholm syndrome...

Gnome Keyring is a thug hiding in the alley waiting to mug me at any time.

Identical feeling to seeing every good band in the pick-a-decade.

Sounds like a 1990's long distance telecom provider. Call your grandpa with Global South.

In awe of this post.

Might not be reborn as a Chad

Seems anti-semitic to suggest Jewish mothers can't win a crying contest.

Something in the ether! Did anyone else hear the Scott Melker "How Not to Invest" jingles yesterday?? I was dying 😂

Bitcoin, dogs, my kids, the little things are really the big things if you really stop to think about my dog's kids and my kid's bitcoin and my bicoin's dog named My Kids which is big but also the small things p.s. coffee hardwork

Detroit tap water

❤️ vibe-thinking

I agree, but maybe we Photoshop out the fans 😂

Everyone has bad medical advice. Here is mine: I'm a huge advocate of TCM (Traditional Chinese Medicine), most recognizable for acupuncture, but they do way more than this. If you hit the point where the MD's (or The System ™) might be doing more harm than good, If you get desperate just to See Someone Right Now, If no one is asking you basic questions, or listening to your weird complaints, Then a TCM doctor can be a godsend. It will cost you $50 to $100 for a visit, you don't need insurance, and they will often take you same day or next day. They specialize in weird unsolvable medical problems. You will think "there is no way this will work, I need science, my body is a 1957 Chevy." It will work, you don't need science, and your body is not a car. Find one who is ethnically Chinese, whose office is dirty and looks like the set of Gremlins.

"there are powerful mechanisms, Stygian levers and gears, actuating the soulless golem of law at your disposal." Extraordinary clause! Works as a blurb on the back of the dust jacket of the LSAT.

A priest, a rabbi, and 21 million autistic Byzantine generals walk into a bar...

I agree with both of you. It's a worthless invaluable pointless and important thing.