I'm with Harold Bloom in putting Sir John Falstaff in charge.

Wall St Bets was mass formation Citizen Cane and Gamestop was their Rosebud

The monstrous thing about this email: Summers would already know all of this— so why is Epstein saying it? Implicit threats and warnings all over this email.

We're all getting food stamps

We split into the enshitification timeline but at least not the 100% demon timeline. There is another you out there enjoying million dollar bitcoin and a flying car and the Skyrim sequel.

Top 3 ketchup packets in order

When I spend $200, I think Fold gives me like 3 sats and sends hired goons to kidnap my dog.

Trezor. Hoping my crazy uncle has the gold, my crazier uncle has the guns, and my crazy great uncle has the goat for purely non-sexual reasons.

Underground kingdom of the gnomes

I keep imagining that the lines from the Beatles just played out for some high placed Brits: He blew his mind out in a car; He didn't notice that the lights had changed. A crowd of people stood and stared, They'd seen his face before, Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.

I keep sayin': it's Aliens.

At least call them Lil' ₿

Big social media isn't a technology— it's a spell. The people are spellbound. We need a counterspell. White magic only plz.

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Have a great summer

The odds of you or someone you know being struck by lightning approach 99% when you turn 218,000 years old.

At least McAffe offered to eat his own dick on national television. To keep my interest, Samson, bare minimum, has to offer to eat McAffe's corpse-dick.

And how many are NPC's? 90%?

❤ the new rig

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Would sound more threatening if this guy had an army or a gun

Their endgame is clear: banish Excalibur before Arthur returns

But remember how relatively good that guy was at an athletic thing!