Dropped a warning now for anyone who is listening! If you have any additional info or links drop it in the comments! https://thebitcoinmanual.com/articles/the-bitcoin-coldcard-hack/?utm_source=nostr&utm_medium=social

If you're using a #ColdCard, might want to check your addresses to see if your satoshis are still safe. This is not a drill! People are freaking out online, might be worth grabbing some blockspace and moving your corn to a seed! https://www.spendnode.io/blog/coldcard-mk3-seed-warning-594-btc-theft-july-2026/

If you're feeling tired at work and you need some motivation, remember that this months paycheque is needed so you can provide liquidity for the boomers to sit around! Or you could opt out by stacking your retirement in Bitcoin, the money boomers can't get their head around

Everyone's a coder, but no one knows how to read code or the logic behind the lines! Oh boy, what could go wrong? Hackers are licking their lips!

If it was all on nostr bro would have been so cooked

Can't think of anything more fiat, imagine studying to do slop farm on social media What's the course-work like - How to react to TikTokers - How to comment on movie trailers

Well if you find the exploit and can run it, i guess you get the option of claiming the bug bounty from everyone! I'm not a coldcard user but man are we all down bad right now

Lol the bills can't be that high can it?

Should double tap, just to make sure the secure element is cooked proper

How it feels dusting off my cold wallet to generate a new public key so I can make a new long term hodl deposit! It's been a while old friend!

Damn 2BTC, I can't even imagine the pain that guys feeling, just exposes how this tech isn't close to being normie friendly. Dude made so many of the right moves only to get rugged, its heart breaking

Lol clearly not boomering hard enough for facebook

I didn't even think of the RBF angle, damn CC owners, if you got your funds out, you really were up against the odds, imagine having to outbid hackers for your own funds! I'm tired boss

With all the Bitcoin treasury company we buy Bitcoin, you buy my stonks and debt, this is a refreshing. Simple! Buy businesses already generating cash flow, sweep the cash into Sats! https://orangejuice.com/blogs/insights/introducing-orange-juice

Looks like x402 is really starting to gain traction, while USDC isn't what I would have liked to see, i'm glad that companies like Cloudflare are going to push to normalise this method of monetising the internet which is needed. Great thing is Bitcoin can easily be plugged in! Looking forward to seeing how this progresses! https://blog.cloudflare.com/monetization-gateway/

COLONCARD, not your keister not your coins

The skeletons are walking out of the closet themselves at this point

Damn! the entire product range is borked, imagine all the eWaste as people toss their coldcards!

I wonder if theres an exchange with a multi-sig where the majority of the devices are cold cards and they get cooked in all of this